Ok, so the time for procrastination is over. Here it is - my first, published rhyme. I’ll be honest - in posting this I feel surprisingly exposed. So all I can hope is that some of you out there in Substack World get a buzz out of it. If you do then please like, subscribe and share. Everything’s crossed… Please enjoy, like, share and subscribe.
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Though Sasquatch is a hominid, whom most presume to be stupid, it serves not to be circumspect, when questioning their interlect. Their markings etched upon a tree, might not make sense to you and me, but - to be blunt - who really knows, if Bigfoot’s any good at prose? For Yetis too you’ll tend to find, intelligence is much maligned, despite finding it natural, to be somewhat theatrical. So spending hours on frozen slopes, they practice various acting tropes, although their plays, to make it clear, do not purport to be Shakespeare.
Really enjoyed that.
Very clever!